I’m a huge fan of performance,; so while I was looking into the Veyron a little more. I found this great video of a “normal” Veyron, the $1.4 million variety, taking on the $70,000 Nissan GT-R at Jalopnik. the words “left in the dust” don’t do this ass whooping justice. Fro all the import fans out there, even for the huge price difference, the only import you should ever dream of is from France.

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Chances are you’ve played this before; more than likely, several times before. Beer Pong is the fastest growing “sport” in America and has a National Championship called the World Series of Beer Pong (WSBP). There are official rules, and house rules, regulation equipment, and what ever you can find. Most importantly, it’s a game that brings strangers close and friends closer together.

Background

There are two forms of Beer Pong: The first is similar to Ping Pong (Table Tennis) in that you use paddles to try and “sink” a ping pong ball into a cup. The second being the player throws the ping pong ball into a cup. The WSBP utilizes the throwing format. A regulation table is 2′W x 8′L x 27.5”H. And any star rating of ping pong ball may be used. The standard cup is the red party cup. Normal cup arrangement is a pyramid of 4,3,2,1; with two beers being equally distributed between them (depending on your personal preferences, and availability of beer , more or less may be used). Finally, a wash cup is placed on each side of the table to wash your balls after they’ve been in the beer.

Rules

The game starts with a version of a rally. In California, we call this “Eye-to-Eye”. Staring straight into your opponents eyes, you attempt to toss your ball into their cups. With a partner, you alternate shots until only one player sinks their ball. From this point on it’s a game of sinking and drinking (there are several house rules that can affect play during a game, but we’ll discuss those in a later post). Alternating shots, the goal is to force you opponent to drink all of their cups before you are forced to drink yours. When playing with a partner, you both sink your balls in separate cups you get the balls back and get to shoot again while you opponent must drink both cups. Alternately, if you both sink your balls in the same cup (great mental image huh) your opponent must drink three cups and you get the balls back. Thus it is possible to win a game without letting you opponent shoot at all.

One of the most important aspects of Beer Pong is the re-rack rule. WSBP allows for two re-racks at specific points in the game; six cups and three cups. Under this system cups are automatically re-racked into a six cup pyramid and a three cup pyramid. Commonly, house rules allow for re-racking at anytime into any number of designs. Most commonly re-racks requested at some point between six cups and two cups. These are: (Level, cup placement from back to front, and common name)

6 cups: 3-2-1 a.k.a. pyramid

5 cups: 1-2-1-1 or 1-1-2-1 a.k.a. Diamond plus 1

4 cups: 1-2-1 a.k.a. diamond

3 cups: 2-1 a.k.a. pyramid

2 cups: 1-1 a.k.a. landing strip

At the end of the game, when there are two or fewer cups left, rebuttal comes into play. Should you sink your balls in separate cups your opponent has the opportunity to rebut (fancy lawyer term for a come back) your shots by making them the same number of shots, either two or one, though in the rare case that you sink your balls in one cup with three to go, you opponent must rebut with two balls in one cup as well. If a rebuttal is successful, the game continues with no team drinking any of the previously made cups. After the last ball is sunk and the last cup is finished, the winning team gets to divide their remaining cups up and give them to the losers to drink; whether they think it is punishment or a reward is up to them. Lastly, and I’m sure this is obvious, the winners will automatically have the next game against a new set of challengers.

Finale

Now that you know how to play the most widely played drinking game in America, and maybe even the world, start practicing, and hit up some parties to show off your skill.

To paraphrase The Ghostbusters; If something goes down on campus, who ya gonna call? The Campus Police. Unfortunately, that’s your only option. It’s sad really. Help is only a few minutes away, but by then you and half your class has been shot. Assume you’re a responsible, stable, and intelligent student who wishes to exercise your 2^nd Amendments Right to personally keep and bare arms for personal defense. Secondly, assume you have completed all necessary training courses and have received your concealed carry permit. Good? Now assume you’re a student in class on any College or University anywhere in the country when you here a gunshot in the hallway of the building your class is in.

Your first instinct is to flee, but to where; you on the second, third or even the fourth floor and the there’s no ledge to use to escape lower. You hear more shots and now screams as the gunman or gunmen go from class to class shooting, wounding and maybe even killing. Then you remember that you’re armed. Or are you? Unless you attend college in Utah, you may as well flip a coin on your chances of living, dying or being wounded.

The scenario continues like this. You live in Utah, and the gunman enters you class room attempting to fire on you or your classmates you can put him down. The story ends here. There will be reports and statements to fill out for sure, and the NRA may even pick up the tab for the rest of your tuition (if only).

The alternate scenario ends a little differently. Now you’re a student Illinois. A state with unconscionably restrictive concealed carry laws. With the same flight or fight options, except you don’t have a weapon. You can’t leave because your too high, the gunman is blocking the door. Within minutes 3 dozen shots are fired and you, your friends and the TA are in shock, wounded or dead.

This scenario is the most common example of what happens when the federal and state government tell us that they will be our protectors. Now, it’s not all their fault, we share some blame for this too. We are not telling our congressmen and women or our senators that we demand the return of the ability to protect ourselves. Time after time, shooting after shooting.

Talking heads tell us that we need more gun control, more “Gun Free Zones”. The ironic thing about these statements is that only law abiding citizens, and in this case students, listen to them anyway. The Trench Coat Mafias (Columbine) and Seung-Hui Cho’s (Virginia Tech) of the world don’t give a damn about silly laws that make what they intend to do easier. Obviously they didn’t stop the Gun Free Zone signs, but the law abiding students who did and left their weapons in their cars paid the price for our inaction.

Whether you agree with the premise of guns on campus or not is beside the point. The question you must ask yourself is whether you will allow the most sacred Right in the history of man, the ability to defend yourself, to be trampled on in the name of assumed security at the expense of your life. Secondly, for those of you who believe so wholeheartedly in the rights to free speech, a free press and the freedom to assemble enshrined in the 1^st Amendment, you must ask yourself what gives you those The only thing preventing those rights from being infringed upon anymore is the 2^nd Amendments guarantee that you can personally defend yourself against attack by an increasingly oppressive government.

I’ve saved the good news for last. Eleven states are considering legislation to restore to students who are lawfully permitted the right to carry concealed handguns on their campuses. With your help, more may follow. What do you think about this issue?

8. Hang out with Friends
Giving blood can be a group activity. Collect your free stuff and do something after, just don’t drink, you’ll be passed out after your first couple of beers, and your blood alcohol level will be artificially high since you have less blood. You can also see who gets done the fastest, under five minutes and your doing great.
7. Meet People
Blood Drives can be a great way to meet people, guys and girls alike. Who doesn’t like to see a member of the opposite sex saving a life. Giving blood usually ends up taking a little while, especially if you’re a first timer. Strike up a conversation and see what happens
6. Interact with the Community
Giving blood is not a solo affair. The community is actively involved with saving each others life’s. Give them a hand and change their impression of college students being selfish.
5. Get over your Fear of Needles
Most people have some fear of needles. Rational or irrational, it would do you well to get it over with now. To be honest, unless you have the greenest needle jockey in the world, you probably won’t feel a thing. If that fails, just don’t look at it and sing a song in your head until it’s over.
4. Find your Blood Type
One of the most important things you can do is find your own blood type. It may even save your life when you accidentally stab yourself with a steak knife. Giving the EMT’s you blood type also lets them save the universal blood type O- for those that really need it.
3. You have Extra
The Bronze medal of this list goes to having excess anyway. What do you normally do with things you have extra of? Usually, if you aren’t a complete pack rat, you give them away to those who need them. Same here, you have extra blood, and there are people that need it. Be a man or woman, and give a little life away to someone who needs it.
2. Karma
Not that I believe in it, but things have a way of coming back to you. Stay on the universes god side and give a pint of the red stuff away. You may need it put back in later.
1. Save a Life
1 out 7 people who enter the hospital need blood and only 38% of Americans are eligible to donate and only 10% do. All this adds up to needing everyone possible to step up and donate every 56 days. College students are uniquely positioned to give blood more then the average American. We have more free time and are genuinely healthier then the average American. Do what you know is right, give and save.
Check out these facts about giving blood from Americas Blood Centers

Build a Computer:

Why you don’t know how to do this: It’s a computer. A dozen parts coming together to create the ability to go online. You probably ask yourself, what’s RAM? And how come my Hard Drive makes a scratching noise sometimes? The simple answer to why you don’t know how to build a computer; it’s complicated. Finding parts isn’t hard, finding the right parts is. Putting it together isn’t hard, putting it together right the first time is. With the ability to buy a complete computer at Best Buy so easy, why build your own. Simply, you want a computer that can be upgraded every couple of months and be usable. Instead you buy a completely new computer every couple of years and only to find out you’re angry at how slow it is 6 months later.

Solution: Build a computer. Take a couple of weeks and buy a book on building computers. Study it, breathe it, live it. Once you’ve built it you’ll technically smarter then 95% of your friends, family and their friends and their family. You’ll be the one they call when their computer crashes. By this time, you’ll know that most likely their hard drive crashed and they lost their data. The good news is you convinced them to back their data up, now you’re the hero.

Change a Flat Tire:

Why you don’t know how to do this: Ever seen a slasher movie where the college students get stuck on the side of the road because their car has flat, and the buff, model looking male lead has no idea what a lug nut is? You know you have. The only thing preventing you from being in this scenario, besides not looking like a model, is a big screen. If you haven’t been stranded on the side of a desolate highway, or even a mildly traveled one, consider yourself lucky, but the law of averages isn’t on your side. Everyday you don’t check the pressure on your tires, (do you know how to do that?) takes you one mile closer to staring in your own personal horror film. Besides, who wants to be on a date and not know how to change a tire. Girls want a man who can do more then call AAA.

Solution: Find some flat ground, get the jack your car conveniently has in the trunk, next to your spare. If you didn’t know your car comes with a jack, read you manual. Proceed to loosen the lug nuts on one of your wheels, preferably the one up in the air. Attach the spare, tighten the lug nuts, and take a test drive. Come back and re-attach your normal tire. Reward yourself with a Klondike bar, because you are more of a man now (if you’re a woman, you are now better then your boyfriend).

Shoot a Gun:

Why you don’t know how to do this: Come on, ever since the end of the draft, you haven’t had a reason to learn to shoot a gun. The only reason you learned to shoot then, was to have a head start on the poor sap who didn’t. Because when the Army pencil whipped your basic training you at least knew where the safety was. Nowadays, you don’t know how to shoot because your food magically appears in the meat locker at Costco. You don’t know what it means to live off the land and fend for yourself. The good news is you don’t need to know who to do these things, but you should. The modern reason to know how to shoot a gun is to protect yourself. You really don’t want to be caught in the middle of your house being robbed and have no way to defend yourself and your family. You have life too easy these days, and somewhere robbers, muggers and thieves of all kinds know this, and are plotting against you.

Solution: Do yourself a favor and buy the cheapest life insurance policy available, a shotgun (they’re easy, point, shoot, pump, point shoot, repeat) is simple, reliable, and makes a big hole in whatever you point it at. After this, go to your local shooting range and sign up for the pistol class. You’ll feel a whole new confidence and add tool to your kit. If you’ve caught the bug, find a tactical shooting range and get qualified for a concealed weapon, then you can carry your life insurance anywhere (except for schools, court houses, government buildings, and some parks).

Cut Down a Tree:

Why you don’t know how to do this: Ever since natural gas was discovered, you’ve become accustomed to wood free heat, and ever since the Swedes gave us IKEA, you’ve become accustomed to manufactured DIY furniture. In fact, the closest you’ve probably come to wood is attempting to build a crappy beer pong table. When your great grand parents moved out west, they had to clear their entire property of trees, then they built their first house out of the trees the cut down. Simply, you don’t have a good reason to cut down a tree anymore.

Solution: You don’t have to break out the ax or two person saw, a chainsaw will be fine (please don’t use an electric one wuss). The most important thing to bringing down a tree is falling it where you want. It’s no good having to fix your neighbors fence when you screw up. To do this, cut a notch out of the tree on the side you want to fall, and proceed to attack it from the back. If done correctly, the tree will fall in the direction you made the notch. If the tree is huge (20 ft or bigger) make DIY grappling hook and have someone pull it down in the correct direction. Women love lumberjacks. It’s probably something to do with knowing how to handle wood, but you never know. Just don’t wear plaid.

Keep a Journal:

Why you don’t know how to do this: It takes time, patience, and dedication. Three of the most valuable and least abundant qualities found in your everyday life. Writing and maintaining a journal is a personal and intimate task. It’s something no one else should ever see, and if they did you would be embarrassed. With modern distractions, like this blog, we don’t have the inclination to write down our thoughts. Without journals, the lives of some of the most powerful men and women in the history of the world would still be myth and legend. Anne Frank wouldn’t have a book, and George Washington would still have chopped down a cherry tree. Most importantly, you don’t keep a journal because you haven’t thought about it.

Solution: Start writing. Find a time of the day where you can be alone and share your thoughts with yourself. You’ll find how liberating it is to express what you can’t tell anyone. You’ll also find that you’ll discover solutions to your problems simply by considering them while you’re thinking about them. Keeping a journal also adds a sense of mystique to you; you have so much going on that you need to keep track of it. As the say, be a man, use your hand. To write that is.